Ok, you’ve read the title and you know what happens. I was expecting a delivery from Amazon today and porch pirates are a big problem in my neighborhood so I was following the driver’s progress on my phone. I could see when he was seven stops away, four stops away, one stop away, and saw him pull up to my door. I didn’t plan this, I swear, but my body started screaming that it...
I shifted uncomfortably in my seat as I heard my boyfriend Henry turn on the shower in the bathroom. Jason, my boyfriend’s roommate, had walked over and propped himself right next to me on their three-seat couch. Jason had an annoying habit of doing things that very slightly annoyed me. He probably didn’t even realize it. My boyfriend’s roommate was jovial, fun, and outgoing...